ass dammit

The ultimate in backwards swearing.

ranks slightly above fuck ass

Ass Dammit Daniel, where are your pants?!

by friedricebob March 24, 2004

Matt Damon

kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.

teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"

by rdaugh December 30, 2007

Damion

Big penis very hot and wil fuck your mom

Damion is a bid dick daddy

by gefghdvhjbdhfjbwef February 25, 2019

Damm

The sound when you see someone really hot.

Damm! Look at her! She has it all!

by Smacknshit November 21, 2011

She's fucking Matt Damon

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up

Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

by Knowmadd April 11, 2008

shaft of damocles

A device for smoking marijuana that is made by cutting off the end of a wiffle ball bat, poking a hole in the side, and inserting an aluminum foil bowl into the hole. The bowl is then lit, and the end is covered, allowing the shaft to fill with smoke. It is then inhaled from the base of the bat.

Hey man, we made a shaft of damocles last night. Muthafucker cost us $2, and hits like you wouldn't believe.

by Dylan and Alex March 9, 2007

Dameon

A shy, but badass guy. He is a great boyfriend, even though he can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

Serina:Hey did you se Dameon today?
Emma:Yeah, i wish i was his girlfriend
Serina:Yeah,me too.
Emma: He is so sexy but has a sweet side to him...

by HappyRedhead June 6, 2018