by byeihateyou May 16, 2019
Get the why am i on urban dictionary mug.Dumbass 1: Duahgh, lets go luuk up urban dictionary on dah urban dictionary. ha ha ha!
Dumbass 2: Duagh, ok.
*Dumbass 1 types "urban dictionart" in the searchbar*
Dumbass 1: Wathafuk, dere's only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called "a definer". wat a stupid azz naem.
*Smart Person walks by*
Smart Person: Hello there! Um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. It's supposed to be spelled 'Urban Dictionary'.
Dumbass 1: go away dumazz i fuked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.
Dumbass 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle bitch. go hoem and lik ur garndma's pussay.
Smart Person: Okay, okay! I was just trying to be nice. *Smart Person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.*
*Smart Person goes on getting an admission into Harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. He meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.*
*Meanwhile, Dumbass 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for "Urban Dictionary". A year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. They don't homeschool, or ANY kind of school. When they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. Dumbass 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the "ultimate trip" as he called it. This killed him. His body still lies in a ditch somewhere. Dumbass 1 ends up working at McDonald's for the rest of his life.
Dumbass 2: Duagh, ok.
*Dumbass 1 types "urban dictionart" in the searchbar*
Dumbass 1: Wathafuk, dere's only wan defintion, and its buy dis dumazz called "a definer". wat a stupid azz naem.
*Smart Person walks by*
Smart Person: Hello there! Um, sorry to interrupt, but you made a typo. It's supposed to be spelled 'Urban Dictionary'.
Dumbass 1: go away dumazz i fuked ur mom in her bedrom last nite.
Dumbass 2: yeah, wat he said, u litle bitch. go hoem and lik ur garndma's pussay.
Smart Person: Okay, okay! I was just trying to be nice. *Smart Person, annoyed by the conversation, adjusts his backpack and walks away.*
*Smart Person goes on getting an admission into Harvard, a degree in neuroscience, and a six figure salary career as a neuroscientist. He meets the love of his life through his friend/co-worker, and they end up having three kids together.*
*Meanwhile, Dumbass 1 and 2 spend about an hour trying to figure out the correct spelling for "Urban Dictionary". A year later they both drop out of school, where they are provided for by their parents. They don't homeschool, or ANY kind of school. When they both turn 18, they get into all sorts of drugs. Dumbass 2 takes a huge dose of every drug he can find, so he could have the "ultimate trip" as he called it. This killed him. His body still lies in a ditch somewhere. Dumbass 1 ends up working at McDonald's for the rest of his life.
by A definer September 3, 2013
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by URMOMISURMOM November 4, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionary is Written By You mug.by Santa Nugg December 2, 2018
Get the The Urban Dictionary mug.Back when Urban Dictionary was in its early days, I used to respect the site. Sadly, since then many stupid little kids have invaded the place. They spend their days writing prejudiced 'definitions' and dribbling all over their keyboards.
Define my world? Wait, you're right. This shit pile is just an example of how sick and twisted the world is today. If you ever come here for something and you have a heart, chances are you'll be offended by some illiterate, deluded child's definition. (Opinion, I mean.) Solution? Don't visit here again, or better yet, leave the computer for a while.
Define my world? Wait, you're right. This shit pile is just an example of how sick and twisted the world is today. If you ever come here for something and you have a heart, chances are you'll be offended by some illiterate, deluded child's definition. (Opinion, I mean.) Solution? Don't visit here again, or better yet, leave the computer for a while.
<ghettog> lol seen the sand nigger defniton on urbn dictonary ?? lmao
<racistpunk33> lmao lol lol gay iraqis lol . seen the def 4 women?
<ghettog> lol dats fukin hilllarus ! now im gna write a def on spastic
<racistpunk33> o k lol im of to play halo3 on xbox live see ya
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Urban Dictionary and YouTube must have gotten in bed together.
<racistpunk33> lmao lol lol gay iraqis lol . seen the def 4 women?
<ghettog> lol dats fukin hilllarus ! now im gna write a def on spastic
<racistpunk33> o k lol im of to play halo3 on xbox live see ya
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Urban Dictionary and YouTube must have gotten in bed together.
by ShaunCollier July 5, 2007
Get the urban dictionary mug.When i attempt to make a legit definition they reject it, but when someone makes a retarded donald trump one they ALL get accepted. Urban dictionary=Mainstream Media
by lordherpderp January 31, 2017
Get the Urban Dictionary is LEFT WING AF mug.you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.
by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015
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