A Sparklepire from Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight' series, a 108-year-old virgin who makes pubescent girls horny.
His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
His fangirls seem to think that he is real, and a few even seem to believe that they are married to him.
Apparently, he is "beautiful" and "godlike." Oh, and he ~*SPARKLES*~ too!
Fangirl 1: LYKE zOMG EDWARD CULLEN IS TTLY MY HUSBAND~!
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
Fangirl 2: INORITE~ :DDD
Me: -reading Harry Potter- Well, good luck finding boyfriends, freaking Twitards.
Fangirl 3: LYKE OMG UR JUST A HATR~
Me: -facepalm-
by ~Otaku_Poptart~ May 31, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.A curse carried by all who have the Cullen name, by blood or marriage, usually resulting in financial or bodily disaster, often when least expected, disrupting plans and devastating all parties involved.
by TC February 4, 2004
Get the Cullen Curse mug.fangirl: Edward Cullen is so amazing.
randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
randomperson: Yeah, I guess he's an okay fairy. Not all too bright, though.
by twilightshouldgodie August 3, 2010
Get the Edward Cullen mug.1. The horrible, ugly, smug vampire from Twilight, that makes you wish that teenage girls had taste in men.
2. Exclamation of disgust.
2. Exclamation of disgust.
1. Edward Cullen should die, but whatever. He's not even real.
2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
2. You think that modern pop music is better than classic rock? Well, Edward Cullen to you, I say!
by StarshineTrip May 15, 2009
Get the Edward Cullen mug.an annoying affliction characterized by the unrequited love for the gaunt, homely, shiny creature that is Edward Cullen
by wordlover81 February 7, 2010
Get the cullenitis mug.becoming a waste of a life, as drew says. also, a waste of a person. this "man" does absolutely nothing with his life besides roam around the deserted hallways of hanover high during class and puff the magic dragon
by c-dav May 19, 2004
Get the Cullinaning mug.A person, usually female, who has an obsessive attatchment to the movie Twilight and/or Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. This person is someone who has taken a liking specific to one of the Cullen's, most commonly Edward Cullen.
Alyssa has plastered Edward Cullen's pictures all over her bedroom wall. Her friends refer to her as a "Straight-Up Cullenator".
by TheCullenator November 11, 2009
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