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Crocs Technique

Trying to sneak in things into places using your Crocs and then getting caught.
Hey if you want to get caught while sneaking in drugs you should use the Crocs Technique.
by crocmaster69 July 6, 2019
mugGet the Crocs Techniquemug.

croc nonce

Someone who is perhaps a bit too fond of crocs (you know who you are). These people typically own many pairs of crocs and scorn those who wear cheap off brand crocs. One can never trust a croc nonce as you may find them attempting to rob your sock drawer.
Persoñ: "Ted has loads of crocs and now I don't have any socks because they went missing after he visited last week"

Pêrson: "He must be a croc nonce"
by NonceNick October 17, 2021
mugGet the croc noncemug.

words to my crocs bitch

words to my crocs bitch is a phrase used mostly by new yorkers. the phrase means “i swear” or “told you so
person one: “bro, madison beer just followed my insta.”

person two: “no way, show me”

person one: *pulls up instagram and shows that madison beer follows them back* see? words to my crocs bitch 🤪
by Whydoesurmom February 20, 2021
mugGet the words to my crocs bitchmug.

crocs

Crocs are the most stylish shoes you can possibly wear. They are available in a multitude of colors and styles. Wear black studded crocs to assert your dominance to other human beings. Put your crocs in sports mode to be the raddest kid on the block.
Dude #1: Bro, look at my fresh Yeezys!
Dude #2: Ha! Those don’t even begin to compare to my super lit black studded crocs. Check it out, I can even put them in sports mode!
Dude #1: Wow! I’m going to trade in my Yeezys for some of those lit crocs!
by okthisismy”pseudonym” April 12, 2019
mugGet the crocsmug.

Crocs

JoJo's preferred type of shoe.
I don't want to go to dad's house. All he does is play video games and drink beer, and he makes me sad. His Crocs also make me very uncomfortable.
by BrandonCP August 16, 2015
mugGet the Crocsmug.

Drop Croc

Taking a dookie in someone’s crocs cause of them being annoying
Make sure to lock your Crocs away, someone Drop Croc’d Colin for asking a stupid question
by The dude_{69} May 13, 2022
mugGet the Drop Crocmug.

Croc-o-douche

A person who just loves croc footwear. They are constantly talking about how comfortable they are their wide variety of uses.
My buddy is such a croc-o-Douche. He's always talking about his lame ass crocs.
by Cbd23 October 16, 2016
mugGet the Croc-o-douchemug.

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