oh craperdoodle

and expected accident

oh craperdoodle, jason dident fill up the gas tank

by turbokayaker May 12, 2010

Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

crapdragon

hoarder; a being who hoards massive amounts of useless detritus.

That crapdragon of a grandmother of mine has amassed a houseful of consumer waste which lines her halls, fills her bedrooms and renders one unable to move through her house without stepping on piles of detritus.

by crapdragon00 March 3, 2011

crapelago

A crap large enough and of the proper consistency to accrete in a mountainous form whose peak emerges above the surface of the toilet bowl water like some uninhabited island.

After Burrito Tuesday, Jim made a crapelago at work. People went home early.

by splinter9 July 15, 2011

Chaperone

Someone that supervises.

Ashton was always getting shushed by her chaperone, she hated it.

by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022

carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

by baillie August 14, 2005

Vocal Crapper

One who is having a bowel movement and makes various grunting or groaning noises when passing a turd.

Some vocal crappers may also narrate what is happening as they take a shit, this is more likely to happen as the crapper is having a Crap Attack.

Co-worker 1: Man, I could hear everything that was happening to John when he took a shit this morning.

Co-worker 2: What do you mean?

Co-worker 1: I could hear him groaning and describing what was happening when he took a shit!!

Co-worker 2:Yeah.... He is a Vocal Crapper.

by Grant2053 October 21, 2010