Carpet Burn

A bruise/wound that develops after having intensive sex on a carpet. Usually on the back, knees or elbows.

I'm getting carpet burn on my back. Quick, flip me over said Charlotte.

by M.K.Sam July 29, 2009

Fire Cape

One of the most famous capes on the MMORPG Runescape. You must defeat "Jad," the second highest level in the game standing at level 702.

Florida K0: I do firecapes for people, 1m each.// Gl I Gf I K0: Nice fire cape! Pkapur3noob: Thanks.

by runescapemaster April 11, 2009

Carpet Waltzing

One who paces back and forth.
Someone Pacing the floor.

My Husband was up all night last night, carpet waltzing.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 12, 2008

carpet eater

someone that eats pussy

i am a carpet eater

by Jesus June 6, 2003

Carpentry

An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.

Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.

What do ya mean?

I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.

by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009

Capeesh

The wrong way to spell capisce.

It's spelled "capisce" not "capeesh." Capisce?

by scrjay19 May 19, 2009

carpet carrier

somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. There elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.

1: "Look at how Bycroft walks, he looks like he's carrying carpets"

2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"

by perp October 4, 2004