Definitions by perp

carpet carrier 

somebody who walks like they have carpets under both of there arms. There elbows tenced to the sides and there fore arms pointed streight to the floor.

1: "Look at how Bycroft walks, he looks like he's carrying carpets"

2: "Why does Dave walk like ten men?"
"Dunno mate, looks like he's carpet carry'in"

carpet carrier by perp October 4, 2004