cottage cheesy discharge

when a women has wierd discharges from her vagina, they seem to look like cottage cheese which is really aged semen that is still in the vagina after sex!!!!

me: wat the fuck is that baby?

my wife: oh thats yours and your dad's cum, looks like cottage cheese, huh??


me: cottage cheesy discharge huh, looks like it would go good on a sandwinch!!!

by donny22 January 21, 2009

cottage cheese

when somethin just AINT right, like you aint be feelin it all dat much u kno??

shorty up in da club dancin wit her tampon string hangin out ..shieeet DATS COTTAGE CHEESE!!!!

by Simon Fraser January 18, 2009

cottage cheese

A think white substance that accumulates in the vaginal area due to uncleanliness. It has the appearance of cottage cheese.

All of the guys were scared to sleep with Lara because she had a bad case of cottage cheese.

by STD Free March 16, 2008

cottage cheese

White,odorous,chunky sludge oozing from your wifes cunt by the time you get off work in the afternoon.

When i got home i was gonna fuck my wife but shed forgotten to wipe out the cottage cheeese from gettting gang banged all day by my unemployed friends.Its a rewal turn off.

by Drew Wolverton September 28, 2003

Cotage Cheese Fart

After an anal intercourse, when a fart is made...well I don't need to expand don't I...

I heard Danny Farts Cotage Cheese all day long

by IsraAlien November 12, 2003

cottage cheese ass

A typical european delicacy in which one eats expired cottage cheese out of the anus.

Honey, im leaving for work, but when I get back make sure you have some cottage cheese ass ready.

by matttttttttttttttty boy April 25, 2007

cottage crotch

while camping or cottaging females seem to lose sense of maintaining a clean and non-odourous vaginal area. not to be played with unless adult supervision is present.

he gobbed on the gnappy cottage crotch and went down on it to his dismay, it smelled awfully moist and unlogically stank.

by scrublife October 15, 2003