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convoy of wrinkles

A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.
Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.
by The General Lee April 15, 2007
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Convo Blocker

A convo blocker plays on the gaming term Combo Blocker. This is when someone performs an action or move that stops another player from successfully performing a combo. In that sense, a convo blocker is when someone, either in a large group, or one-on-one, says something that completely halts the flow of a conversation, usually to a dead silence for at least one minute, during which people share awkward glances and shifty stares.
Greg: So what do you think about our final exams coming up?

Nick: Well, I've contemplated suicide in the last few days.

Greg: (Silence, awkward stares etc.) (A few minutes later) Dude, that was a total convo blocker.
by Vladimir Czekov Raskolnikov April 30, 2010
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Dead Convo

What's the Conversation me, Travis and Rob are having thsi moment on MSN.
When no one has typed anything for awhile.
by RandyL March 10, 2003
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beg convo

To go out of your way to talk to someone you wanna be/wish you were tight with just so you can say you're in contact (especially regularly) particularly even if you often have nothing of substance to share.
Boy: Hey
Girl: *ignores because 'this is how he tries to start up some chat despite not having anything to talk about'

Girl: Wuu2
Boy: nm
Girl: kk lol

(convo begs love inserting lol into a sentence where it is neither called for nor an appropriate fit)

Jess: Did you watch KUWTK ydae
Gurl: Okay Jess, I'm gonna have to ask that you contact me when you've got something at least half decent to share ideas on. That's what conversation is about to me, an exchange for the embetterment of 2 or more people. Innane chatter about whichever latest one of his wife's gorgeous sisters the delightful Mr Disick is pretending to have a suspicious relationship for the purposes of ratings? Not so much.
Jess: betch plz, you clearly watched it.
Gurl: Yeah I know and I feel dirtier & more conflicted than I did when I was addicted to the damn app. But you can still pick better convo topics. Don't beg convo!
by iknowerrthang May 28, 2015
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Cordova High School

The only high school ever to have collected enough awesomeness to have a gravitational pull. Home of the Lancers, the Big Red Music Machine, Mr. Fabulous- who is, by the way, fabulous- and the best high school in the Central Valley of California. Their band is the rival of McQueen. Our friends love us, our enemies hate us (namely McQueen), and everyone else just fears us. Go Big Red!
McQueen Freshman: We're gonna rock at Fairfield!

McQueen Senior: Shut up! we'll probably get pwnd by Cordova... Again.

Cordova Band: Providing all of your snooty McQueen High School pwnage since 2006.

McQueen Band: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! It's Cordova, let's go hide with our sorry ass selves.

Cordova High School Band Member: Dude, did they just wet their uniforms in step?

Other Cordova Band Member: No, they were all off-beat, as usual.
by Fractured Angel September 2, 2009
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Cornographic

1. (verb) The act of photographing corn without husks, cobs without corn, etc.

2. (verb) The act of sneaking up behind an ear of corn in a field without others noticing.

3. (adjective) The kind of person who tells a really corny joke/a really corny joke.
1. Oh man, that guy really loves his corn, he's making it SO cornographic!

2. Seriously, you don't need to peel the corn and make it even more conrographic than it already is.

3. Did you really have to tell a knock-knock joke? You are SO cornographic.
by clohy July 17, 2010
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convo-bombing

The conversational equivalent of photobombing. Usually unintentional, the perpetrator is just a fuckwit. An unwanted guest who takes over the conversation and cannot be persuaded to leave directly or otherwise.
" Jane: Hey, so I was talking to Rachel the other day and she said her and Todd slept together"

Linda: Are you serious tha-

Alice: HEY GUYS! can you believe the economy these days...(proceeds 10min speech on world economy)

Jane: DUDE! You're totally convo-bombing! GTFO!!

Alice continues...
by Patricia765 August 7, 2011
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