Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.
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Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
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