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Constitootional right

Da unalterable freedom to fart whenever, wherever, and however you please.
Just because you may have a Constitootional right to "let 'er rip" anytime does not mean dat it would always be prudent and/or proper for you to actually do so indiscriminately, such as if your butt is near someone's face, if you're canoodling with a romantic partner in bed, etc.
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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U.S. Constitootion

A stupid-a** late-18th-century legal document regarding either brass/wind instruments or baked beans (da handwriting and word-composition were both done so poorly dat nobody knows for sure which topic it addressed) which was penned by a group of old farts who didn't have a clue what they were doing.
Ben Franklin actually wrote an essay entitled, "Fart Proudly", so maybe he was one of da original drafters of da U.S. Constitootion.
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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constipaper

When you can not get the new roll of toilet paper started. The glued edge of a new roll of toilet paper will not come apart allowing you to use the roll
We are late getting started to the bus because Dara had a case of constipaper.
by Histochik December 18, 2012
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Constipationalist

Politician or a miscreant ideologue that believes excessive regulation and taxation will not cause a sluggish or stagnant economy.
Our economy is weak today because of the constipationalist philosophy in Washington.
by weasel990 June 22, 2013
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constipainted

When a visual artist has a creative block one suffers constipaintion or is constipainted
I am so totallyconstipainted my mind is a blank.
by b_artist February 13, 2014
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constipated fuck

People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂
That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her
by Yep_it_was_alexandra October 2, 2015
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constipated

when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time
constipated chicken
by bb8r2d2starwarsgeek July 25, 2016
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