Competence

Yeah, you see it's not the biggest strongest chimp that rules but the one the maintains relationships and blah blah blah women or something.

Hym "You see how he's just dialing back the competence thing, right? The Alpha male isn't the one who sluts out the most females it's the one that's nice to them or something. Just his subtle way of imposing his values on his fans. Be nice to women whether they sleep with you or not because that's the REAL competence. His whole thing is conflationary. He's conflating 'Competence' with 'association' because he knows success has more to do with association than competence. That's what he does. He says things that are untrue. And then just dials them back. It's a subtle way of trying to manipulate his fans into being nice to women and is evidence he doesn't give a shit about 'disaffected young men'. The manipulation is the evidence. Right there. "

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive

I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner

by zaraT March 27, 2023

Shit Comet

An unconscious human who has shat him or herself during free fall at terminal velocity.

Joey thought it would be funny to take Benadryl and laxatives at the same time just before sky diving. Little did he know, this would affect his ability to pull his chute, therefore causing him to become a Shit Comet.

by Space-like-Kevin November 10, 2017

Vomit comet

To be sick, especially after alcohol.

Fuck me, Jake was proper hammered yesterday, the Vomit Comets were flying like there was no tomorrow.

by olly5764 May 26, 2018

colon comet

When a man, and another man are engaged in sex. Before the "pitcher" orgasms, he gapes his partner's asshole and dumps in a can of diet Coke and mentos before ejaculating into his partner's anus.

Holy shit Bartholomew! Your stretchy asshole is perfect for a colon comet!

by Drillmaster June 8, 2019

sperm competition reaction

n.

A theory that explains why the presence of a second male in a sexual scenario with a woman increases rather than decreases the arousal of a heterosexual male.

The presence of a second male causes the first male's testes to increase sperm and testosterone production. This evolutionary reaction occurs so that if they both engage in intercourse with her, his increased erection size and sperm count will boost his chances of inseminating her over his reproductive competition.

Although the reaction is most powerful in person when a second male's pheromones are present, just seeing another male's erect phallus through any type of media will trigger the reaction.

When the other male ejaculates, the first male's reaction surges, giving him an overwhelming urge to also ejaculate even if his penis is nowhere near a vagina or other orifice.

When I saw my wife's boyfriend emptying his balls inside her womb, my sperm competition reaction became too much and I dribbled my cream inside my pants.

by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 15, 2021

Uber competitive

Someone that thinks championship games (World Series, Super Bowl, Stanley Cup, NBA Finals, World Cup, Olympics) are make or break events where athletes have to go beyond 100 percent, break records every time, or win medals/trophies. It's one thing to make a goal for yourself, it's another thing to think that everything revolves around or depends on winning, and that nothing is sacred but winning.

The uber competitive girl primed people into thinking they needed to win at all costs and that nothing was sacred but that.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021