cobs

A term to describe when a female has had a lack of sexual attention or activity, usually not by choice. Origin: Cobs is a shortening for cobwebs, as in "cobwebs in her cunt". Basically, a minga girl no one would touch.

1. "Ewww, stay away from her. She's got cobs!"

2. "I haven't had sex for so long, I've got cobs!"

by bigfatuglyvirgin February 15, 2010

Comos

Fatty who won't join PS4 party. Licks milk off Skatey floor and likes 50p oranges.

Comos is proper fatty. He wont join PS4 party

by Uncle Lumbago February 14, 2019

cobol

Lead me to my current stae of insanity.

"Please help me doctor,i am not well. Have youbeendrinking,...no,smoking...no,COBOL...yes thats it!!!!"

by cory tee May 4, 2005

Big Russ and the Colossal Twats

Russell Crowe's little known rock band.

Did you know that Russell Crowe has a rock band called "Big Russ and the Colossal Twats"

Yeah, he also owns the world's third largest beat farm

by bolingollimbombo February 11, 2017

Colossus

An amazing coaster at thorpe park.You fall out in the inlines.

Colossus is good and i love it not like alton towers which is poo.

by David Jayne willaims January 23, 2005

cobsux

Easy way to say hello to homosexuals who happen to go by the nickname of "Cobra" while in their gay IRC chatline with other homos.

<Cobra> Hello, who can i blow today?
<JoeZ> cobsux.
* JoeZ takes a hot steaming shit on cobra!!

by blackwidowZ24 November 22, 2007

COBOL

An insipid Programming Language propagated by professors who do not know how to teach anything else.

Dude, that class is so COBOL!

by L33tn1nj4 September 29, 2003