cluster fudge

The G-rated version of Cluster Fuck. Not to be confused with Fudge Cluster, which is what stays on your ass if you don't wipe well.

Teenager: "Thanks mom, now my whole day is one big cluster fudge!"

Mom: "Well then maybe you need to start wiping a little better when you're done."

by joe307 March 13, 2010

globular cluster

a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.

The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.

by Mel Biggs August 10, 2006

cluster-fuck

a huuuuuuuuuuuuge mess of a situation

your such a cluster-fuck! (say full of rage)

by Da Monkey 716 August 20, 2009

kai.clips

The only good paleo-con

Loser: I hate all paleo-cons
Intellectual: Look up kai.clips on tiktok, bitch

by Polite_pigeon October 13, 2020

cluster

Disorganization; chaos; illogical.

Traffic was a cluster during rush hour.

by JMydlak August 9, 2004

Jack of Clubs

An idiot, someone who does something stupid that annoys you.

'What are you doing! You jack of clubs!'

by El Chadders October 18, 2007

cluster flies

mentioned in a song by Phish. slow moving, attic dwelling flies.

"I never really heard of cluster flies"

by danidae September 11, 2006