clown crack

Low grade crack rocks that are multi-colored or blueish due to the addition of cotton candy into the crack recipe.

Man, this clown crack sucks. Did the Insane Clown Posse sell this junk to you?

by tacosalad2 September 8, 2009

Clown Factory

a) Any government run organization; the biggest clowns usually being those in management. The higher up the ladder someone is, the greater their "Clown Factor".

b) A place where common sense is exchanged for a promotion or management training, (Also known as "Clown School")...thus creating a factory of sorts, specifically of Clowns.

C) A place where the biggest clowns (management), create a circus like environment where incompetance and stupidity reins supreme and filters down into lower management ranks. The entry level workers are left confused, as they still possess common sense, and do not speak "Clownese". The Clowns constantly try to fix that which is not broken in order to justify their jobs, thus turning a happy well-functioning work environment into shit. Anyone with a brain is laid off or fired, and the Management Clowns start creating yes-man clones of themselves in the back room, thus a "Clown Factory".

Also see "Fuckshow"

"The Government is a real Clown Factory!"

"Man, I can't wait to find another job and get out of this clown factory!"

"The management is really turning this place into a Clown Factory..."

by kitten78 April 23, 2010

Domesticated Clown

a clown or mime that has been raped by elephants so hard that the sweat on his face causes his make up to run off his face.

man, that Jaden Chan is such a domesticated clown! look at his face

by jaden chan December 2, 2010

Hrafnkell the clown

“Hrafnkell the clown” is an Icelandic clown , he’s very small and thin and works in a circus called Víðistaðaskóli,
He loves “Tommi the horse” , he is very funny and makes alot of jokes

Person 1: hey can you hear that
*Circus music*
Person 2: hey that must be hrafnkell the clown and his horse !!

by Oh no that’s very gay March 9, 2020

Clown kiss

Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when you are done your lips look like a clown.

I puked after giving a girl a clown kiss.

by mike vogs January 6, 2007

Clown Porn

Something very, very wrong...probably the german's faults...damn germans.

"The germans like clown porn"

by John Satchewski September 27, 2003

gal clown

A gal clown (girl clown) is guy who is willing to make them self look like a complete and utter jack ass in order to impress a girl who probably has no interest in them to begin with. They usually travel in packs and abuse the words such as swag, dope and fresh in an effort to seem cool and appealing but in reality they just look stupid.

Boy: Yo babe, you know I talk to a lot of girls but you're the only one for me.

Girl: Hush, you're a gal clown.

by allsecrets December 23, 2012