Clemi

Clemi is a baddie. She is so beautiful that guys and girls don't know how to act around her. She is fun yet practical. Confident and smart. An overall beautiful person inside and out.

Who's that?
Clemi.
She is the coolest girl I have ever met.

by patagoniagirl September 8, 2020

Dirty Clementine

When your currently fucking your mom and then a bitch (your wife) walks in with a 12 gauge fucking shotgun and shoots your dick off then proceeds to grab your cut-off dick and use it as a dildo.

"Damn did you hear about Levi's Dirty Clementine last night? Must suck to live without a dick... "

by Daddymama September 18, 2021

pas de chemin

an expression which comes to mean 'no way' in english.

translated directly from french
used only by those who master the language of frenglish in its purest form

Manu: oh mec je t'ai battu dans le test

Gustav: OH LA LA MEC pas de chemin

by manuespain November 20, 2010

clementine

A Clementine is the result of a cheeto dick and an ass tulip.

That clementine I gave your mom last night looked like the real thing until it started bleeding.

OR

Hey Slick, I licked the clementine I gave your little sister. It wasn't as sweet and juicy as I expected, but I had to get the taste of her meatloaf out of my mouth somehow.

by Josh Wright January 12, 2005

Clementine

When, Late at night, the male in the relationship approaches his spouse not to be seen by her in any way, and while she watches her favorite late night sit-com on the love seat in her newly furnished living room, the male appears... very slowly from behind the couch, and when fully covering her body with his monsterous shadow, he pours a bag of sugar on her forehead and runs away faster than the man on the side of my gatorade bottle.

My Wife was startled by the massive Clementine i unleashed on her face when she was watching HOuse.

by FLincher?!?!?! May 20, 2006

clemen

Clevage that has been covered in semen

After being titty fucked she was covered in clemen

by buenjamon December 15, 2008

Clemund

First appearing in the show "Family Guy," clemund is a word used to describe or offend someone you have ill feelings toward.

"Did you see that clemund Joe yesterday?"
or "Stop being such a clemund!"

by Popular Vernacular October 3, 2009