The Cleavage Offence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk with the intention of engaging in an appropriate and innocent busness-like interaction.

She exaggeratedy places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk blatantly drawing attention to the act of her covering her cleavage from view with her forearm.

Frequently accompanied by chewing or staring with a raised eyebrow and one side of the mouth curled up in dusgust.

Usually carried out by insecure harpies with skin like the armpit on a Hell's Angel's beaten leather jacket.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Defence.

Justin: "Hi, I'm here to see. . .errr"
Receptionist: Chew, chew, chew, 'siiiiighhhhhh. . .'
Justin: ". . . err, your CEO. I'm errr, a VP at Intel Labs."
Receptionist: "Have a seat then. 'Sigh'. . . "
Joseph: "Haha Justin, you just got totally busted checking out her rack!"
Justin: "No way man! She totally wrong-footed me with The Cleavage offence. No really. She so did dude!!"
Joseph: "Phhhttt. Sure. whatever."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

Popeye Cleavage

(n) When a woman places her arm in the Popeye position to hold up her breasts whilst taking photos.

"You can tell that chick has small tits due to her Popeye Cleavage."

by BarefootedBaroness October 19, 2011

butt cleavage

When you can see the top of a male swimmer's butt crack because his speedo is too small or too tight. Can be sexy on hot college swimmers.

-Joe needs a bigger suit, he has major butt cleavage.

Girl: Ooh, check out that swimmer!
Girl 2: Wow yeah, he has hotttt butt cleavage!

by SwimmChick247 December 6, 2010

plumber cleavage

The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

Pooter Cleavage

Seeing a girls Vaginal lips threw her shorts or sweat pants. Also Known as Camel Toe.

Dude I could see her Pooter Cleavage!!

by Curtocoooper December 8, 2010

meat cleavage

Meat cleavage is when a guy's pants are either riding up or so tight that you can see his bulge through his pants.

Dude are those pants from 8th grade or something? You can totally see your meat cleavage.

by Killumslow October 29, 2007

toe cleavage

when you can see your toe cracks when you are trying on heels or flats

Jane: Crap. I think Joe saw my toe cleavage. what does that mean for our relationship?
Elizabeth: GIRLLL get new shoes.

by lizkat333333 February 8, 2009