Your goose is cooked

You have been pwned!

You've been caught by the cops buying dope. Your goose is cooked!

by chabba October 17, 2006

choked

girl that gets fatalitized

reece: damn you choked the shit out of tanya
greg: aint nothin to a boss

by Tanya LOLOLOLO January 3, 2008

chocked

Being shocked to the extent of choking.

Buster was chocked out of his wits.

by Hercolena Oliver March 31, 2009

Choked Heart

One that is distracted by the daily worries of the world instead of focusing on God's wisdom to face life's challenges.

Although one can witness Sarah's love for God and his people, however, her choked heart has stunted her spiritual growth with her Creator.

by MathPlus August 5, 2017

crooked

The real name of a wireless carrier with "unlimited" plans.
Stay away from them, you don't even get what you pay for.
Reception is a joke, sound it's awful, the phones break in no time and customer service is one of the worst in the nation.
Just say "No" to Cricket

Hey, isn't that a Crooked phone? you look so stupid with it.

by SaynotoCrooked July 7, 2010

Crooked

A new slang word that means cool, awesome, etc.

Mary: Hey, Jack, you're looking crooked!

Jack: Thanks, Mary, you are too!

by DekuBoy May 12, 2010

crooked burglar

under the leg, reverse grip masterbation manuver.

I walked in on my roomate and he was doing the "CROOKED BURGLAR"

by justinjacob October 23, 2008