Yes Chef!

A gleeful, sarcastic response used to mock an authority figure giving unreasonable instructions or non-constructive feedback.

Meatbag: What are you waiting for? That tank isn't going to stab itself to death with a butter knife!
Respondent: Yes Chef!

Jackass: This is fucking terrible! Do better next time.
Respondent: Yes Chef!

by F.A.S. November 23, 2022

chef no ass

Chef no ass.

Means an asshole who cooks up shit who has no ass to back it up.

Look at Ryan chef no ass riding his bike flipping off people's ex boyfriends causing shits but driving away.

by Philsberry doughboi October 21, 2017

fat chef

When your food dosent come out for a while it's because a fat chef made it then ate it so they had to make it again.

Damn we must have a fat chef in the kitchen we have been here for 4 hours

by sexyman56 January 30, 2016

Ight Chef

When someone is stirring the pot and creating drama

Alyssa: “Did you hear about about what Madisyn did with Cameron Dallas? She def has an STD.”
Sammie: “ight chef chill out🙄”

by SammieAlyssaMadisyn July 23, 2021

blind chef

A blind chef is a person who cooks delicious food, but never tastes it.

Person 1: Wow! How can someone cook so well without tasting their food?
Person 2: I guess they're a blind chef

by thegillaman September 20, 2014

ghetto chef

A cook that puts together a meal made from cheap, processed and prepackaged food.

Lunch tastes like shit, the the ghetto chef thinks KD & canmed tuna is a gourmet casserole.

by CyberFist December 17, 2020

internet chef

A lazy fat bastard who always post rant comments on every non-Gordon Ramsay cooking Youtube videos about the lack of seasoning where in reality it is well-seasoned, incorrect way of chopping onions etc.., or simply they spot and find insignificant mistakes and then proceeds to rant about it. They gain their culinary knowledge by watching Gordon Ramsay videos (mostly on Hells Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares) and believes that Ramsay is the only best-of-all chef and noboby can beat him.

John: *watching cooking video* What a bloody fucker, he overcook the pork by 1 second *proceeds to rant*.....*screams autistically*

Fred: *sitting besides John* Why the fuck you screaming asshole

John: Oh yeah?.... this loser chef in the video cant even cook and calls himself a chef? Imma even a better chef than this twat!!!

Fred: lmao you retarded, you cant even cook bruh...... lmao lmao you always relied on mcdonalds you fucking internet chef

by fakeBanan April 14, 2019