Colombian Condor

a sexual position. The female stands on her head and balances herself with her arms while the male stands and gives her cunnilingus and flaps her legs all around and violently. When the female cums, the males is to use the cum as a lube then fuck her in the same position, flapping his arms like a Condor.

Last night, I went from the Colombian Skyhawk to the Colombian Condor in one move. The bitch was down on her head and I was flapping her legs like I was in an updraft over the Andes, then when she came I jammed that shit in her and soared with the eagles!

by UglyStick June 2, 2009

Colombian

Colombians are a group of well mannered usually middle class to rich latin people. They like to drive sickass cars and wear sickass clothes. Unlike mexicans, colombians (guys) are tall, dark, black/brown eyes with black hair. The steorotype that colombians sell cocaince and weed is not true at all. It may have been true a decade ago but recently colombia has legalized its industy.

*sickass ferrari drives by*

ME- damn, that must have been a colombian.

by someguy7567 September 9, 2006

colon-cocked

stabbed in the starfish by a big hairy penis.

Eminem 'gasms when he gets colon-cocked.

by yellowboy July 27, 2005

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.

This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.

by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006

Smiller's Colon

A call back to a previous topic or thread on a message board or mailing list etc. Used as a non-sequiter to annoy someone who tells exlpicit tales of their colonoscopy, or just to be zany.

Message Header: Looking at new tires

(Reply Header)Re: Looking at new tires in Smiller's Colon

by J_LA December 25, 2003

fierce cologne

One of Abercrombie's signature scent for guys. Apparently is smells like:

'FIERCE's scent is an immediate attention getter and rightly so. Its fresh citrus aroma is the first aspect she'll notice because of its clean, poised attitude. However, it's FIERCE's warm musky subtleness that will naturally draw her curiosity because of its seductive nature.'

Usually used by aberzombies, some people like it, but others hate it. (like parents)

Dude 1: *spritzes Fierce cologne all over his body*

Girl 1: OMG, wth is that smell?!

Girl 2: Wow, that's manly...want to hook up?

by w00t w00t w00t! October 19, 2008