cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

Cell Phone Prison

When someone calls you while they are driving in their car because they are bored. Many times they don't have a reason to call and make pointless chit chat to get through their boredom at your expense.

Strong signs of when you were just in Cell Phone Prison is when the caller immediately ends the conversation when they arrive at their destination.

Cell Phone Prison sentences can range from minutes to hours and often you are forced to serve time by no actions of your own.

My friend calls me every day on her way home from work and ends the conversation when she pulls into her driveway. I frequently serve time in cell phone prison.

by Panther007 August 4, 2012

cellaholic

Term used to describe someone who is constantly on their cellphone.

I wish Consandra would put that damn cell phone down and get some work done. The bosses must know she's a cellaholic.

by subicwarrior October 15, 2013

cell phone sideburn

The line of grease or dirt resembling a sideburn that's left on your cheek after having a long conversation on your smart phone. This happens more often with people who typically have dirty hands and handle their phone throughout the day.

After an hour long phone conversation with my boss, I realized I now had a cell phone sideburn.

by Dr. Fuzzy December 15, 2014

caellan

A man who can be cold hearted but Is actually the silent strong type and or may be the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler.

Caellan is a cool dude.

Or Caellan is Hitler.

by You now that boy March 17, 2018

caellum

Caellum is a tall boi who is really cute. He gives the best hugs and is caring. He has a great sense of humour and super sarcastic but not enough to be rude. He has an awesome music taste and has really good production skills. He is very loyal and cares for his friends a lot. He also lowkey has a soft boi side. If you ever meet a Caellum then keep him because he’ll make your life so much fun.

Hey that guy is super cute and tall

Damn that must be a Caellum

by caellum lover #3 March 29, 2019

cell block spinner

A term used for a prisoner in a cell block who will readily spin around and bend over in exchange for commissary or protection.

Anthony survived being locked up by becoming a cell block spinner.

by LtDan1974 April 3, 2019