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coochie oreo

The group nickname for some SEXY, THICCCCC ASSSS BITCHESSS. Specifically for a group of friends named Brianna, Alisha, and Kennie!
DAMNNNNN BRIANNA, KENNIE AND ALISHA ARE THEEEEE COOCHIE OREOSSSS
by #Bitches101 October 15, 2021
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Coochie Curds

dick cheese, except for people with vaginas
Don’t forget to clean your vagina to avoid getting coochie curds!
by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022
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Coochie Quest

When a person travels over 5 hours for coochie. On their travels should they expect to obtain coochie is up to the coochie owner.

For a proper coochie quest, the coochie must be wettest of the wet, the owner of said coochie must exude the warmth of the sun and the journey must be difficult enough that it will be a tale of valor among the boys.

Not to be confused with Coochie Sidequest
Old man in a cave: Take this sword as you will need to fight off other simps on your coochie quest. Beware of falling prey to predators known as 5 and below and use your eyes and see that this may not really be worth it. Go for a hometown hottie you dumbass
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022
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Coochie SideQuest

A coochie sidequest is when you stray off your path on the coochie quest and decide to hit up a bar or club and momentarily make that your focus.

Coochie sidequests are admirable parts of storytelling to the boys around a campfire of sorts. But coochie sidequests should never be the full story or ur just lame.
Bro 1: So as I was at the halfway mark of the coochie quest, my car broke down. Coincidentally in front of a club. I decided to pursue a coochie sidequest as it was getting close to the edge of dusk.
Bro 2: Dude, please just get to the point.
by legen-waitforit-dairy February 15, 2022
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coochie graber

When someone comes from behind and grabes your coochie
by Lina bennet September 10, 2022
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Coochie Bear

A person who you are deeply in love with.
by Battle Rocket November 3, 2022
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spooky coochie

When a hoe got a dusty dirty cobweb up in her coochie
"Spewn said she got a spooky coochie."
by spookycoochie October 5, 2018
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