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Calling the cattle

To vomit while drunk in a loud and glorious manner.
"Hey, where's Tom?"
"He's calling the cattle"
"Huh. Yeah. He looked pretty wasted."
by Frankie Pistlekahk September 18, 2007
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CampingRod

The sweet but quite violent relationship between an avian cuck and a deciduous camper. Some say you can still hear the desperate chirps for help deep within the pine barrens.
I wish I had a relationship like CampingRod.
by Malaise June 15, 2017
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Camping

When people voluntarily leave their comfortable homes and drive out to the middle of nowhere to live amongst trees, thousands of hungry insects, and very uncomfortable sleeping arrangements, in order that they may pretend they’re “reconnecting with nature.”
“Hey, we should go camping this weekend!”
“You mean, fight traffic so we can go out in the woods, live like homeless people, and hope we don’t start a forest fire? No thanks.”
by Hawks.Fan.12 September 19, 2019
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white capping

When a male ejaculates and either places a tissue or white crew sock over his penis to absorb the semen.
White Capping; Wow, I have to clean up this mess before my mother comes in and finds it. Find me a tissue or a sock so I may place this white cap over my dick.
by panzerk October 27, 2017
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Satan's Calling

Traditional Metal band from Melbourne,Victoria, Australia. Has strong Iron Maiden influence. Members enjoy drinking ridicously huge amounts of beer and rooting groupies. They use pseudonyms because the sheer mentioning of their names would immolate the internet. Members are :

Pita - guitar
Mikool - drums
Kostik - bass
Gwerge - guitar
That band Satan's Calling is so good that they can make women lose their virginity by just showing them their instrument.
by Priest > Maiden September 7, 2008
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Calling the Bullpen

an act usually performed by girls when they are at a perfectly good party/bar but still need to repeatedly call or text to see if there is something/somewhere "better" they should be;related to calling the bullpen for a better pitcher in Major League Baseball. They even call friends that they know are home to make sure they know they are out at a party so they dont think less of them. They think that they look cool because they have options when actually they look stupid because they are the only ones that are not caught up in the amazing times in front of them.
Jess is forever talking mad loud when she is calling the bullpen. That girl is never allowed on sparks st. again.

Where'd Rachel go? I dunno Jess was calling the bullpen before, I guess the bouncers must not be checking id's so they are going downtown.
by James Street May 1, 2008
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Calling in dead

Getting time off of work by using the imagined death or illness of a family member; usually one not liked such as a mother in law.
Essentially calling in dead is thjs: I can't make it in today, my mother-in-law (grandmother, grandfather, father-in-law, sister-in-law, etc...,) has just died. I'll need a few days.
by Pie'o'Pah January 18, 2010
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