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carbon dickprint

The amount of money an individual or corporation is screwed out of by it's so called "carbon footprint"
1.The carbon dickprint to my utility bill is $40 a month.

2. Under the proposed cap and tax legislation, XYZ's carbon dickprint will be $10,000,000 a year.
by josjr March 29, 2010
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carcolepsy

the irresistible desire to sleep while sitting in the car
As soon as my husband backs the car out of the driveway, carcolepsy sets in, and I'm out.
by Kittydoc October 24, 2012
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carbohydrate

any group of organic compounds that collaborate with sugar, starch, cellulose, gum and other crap and servers as a major enregy source in animals. made by plants that need sunlight fo photysynthesis.
how many carbs in that sub jared? carbs? fool this is atkins!
by Neil March 8, 2005
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carbophobia

An irrational fear of element 6 of the periodic table, from which all organic life is based. Promoted by such great bastions of scientific research such MTV, Current TV, and Al Gore.
Currently a source of great hysteria. Carbophobia has reached such levels its become its own religion. It rewards believers and punishes infidels and has its own apocalyptic end of the world scenario.

Often a substitute for deeper personal issues regarding the dislike of other human beings, their ability to warm themselves, cook, and transport themselves through the use of this element. and when faced with conflicting science, victims of carbophobia are prone to religious like reflexes and seek to punish disbelievers by excommunication and ridicule. Viewed by many government figures as a convenient source of new tax funds.
by Bamboo_bends November 7, 2009
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nil bastardum carborundum

Literally: Don't let the bastards get you down. ie Keep up your struggle against unfair treatment. ("Bastards" in the sense of people who treat you unfairly).
"Are you struggling to obtain your legal rights? Nil Bastardum Carborundum." meaning, literally "don't let the bastards get you down" or "don't give up in your struggle against unfair treatment."

It is a phrase of made-up words designed to sound like a traditional Latin (the language of ancient Rome) motto as used by many schools, universities and similar organizations, also by wealthy high status families or anyone who aspires to such a condition. This type of made-up pseudo- (ie fake) latin is sometimes called cod latinor "pig latin" Compare with J.K. Rowling's motto for Hogwarts school Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus The wrong use of the latin-sounding words is intentionally ironic and carries an implication of a lower class or self- educated person sticking it to "the man", who presumably could afford a classical education.
by T. Regina March 25, 2011
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carcoughagus

Being trapped in a tomb-like vehicle for hours with people smoking.
I can't breathe in this carcoughagus, let me out!
by buggy September 28, 2006
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Carbon Monoxfart

a foul smelling fart that seems very deadly.
Chris almost killed Amber with his very deadly carbon monoxfart. =
by loserxxfacexx July 11, 2007
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