clutch

finding an arnold palmer half and half when really thirsty.

i was very thirsty and there was nothing to drink. i found an arnold palmer thats clutch

by defgvjkbenrsfvknejd June 14, 2010

Coup Clutz Clan

Incoming triggered trump supporters who can't take a joke

Normal people: Coup Clutz Clan, ha

Certain babies: Leftists are DESTROYING our country with JOOOOKKKEEESSS- THIS IS LITERALLY COMMUNISM AND I'M BEING OPPRESSED

by Donna tramp January 6, 2021

Clutch Mode

The odds are against you, so pull out a can of whoop-ass and open it. Go all out and win it all. Also known as perk 4.You are outnumbered 4-1 or more

Its 5-1, He yells'"CLUTCH MODE, ACTIVATED!" then He comes back and rapes the whole team.

by GiD and CCK January 24, 2009

Mongolian love clutch

a sexual position where a man is having anal sex with someone from behind and while inside his partner he punches them in the back of the head and knocks them unconscious. this makes their rectum tighten up and is supposed to increase the pleasure

so i heard you had sex with Deborah last night
yeah shes a total freak. i gave her the mongolian love clutch

by Momo10 May 16, 2010

Clutch Muffin

After someone gets a clutch on a game of Call Of Duty. That player gets a clutch muffin.

Person 1:OOHHHH 1Vs5 CLUTCH!!!!!!!

Person 2:You get a clutch muffin!!! YUM

by Francisco The Robot August 25, 2010

Clutterbucked

Getting really drunk, fucked up from way too many shots of hard booze.

How many patron shots did we do last night? I was straight clutterbucked.

by Kjlonz June 15, 2011

Celut

A celeste who is a slut

Damn celeste is such a celut today.

by iamunderyourbed April 6, 2014