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Big buttcrack in shit

Eat but
by Gyyyyyy August 2, 2022
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Jetpack Buttcrack

The jetpack that is so strong it cracks your butt
Holy shit! That jetpack buttcrack really cracked his ass and went in his ass cheeks
by little_man_with_hands October 28, 2022
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bahama bushwhacker

a drink for the worst of days. 2 cans of Mountain Dew Baja Blast, 16 ice cubes (no less, no more), 3 pints of orange pulp, a 1/2 ounce of freshly shaved pubic hair, a candle (melted preferably), a teaspoon of spit and a Hershey's Crackle mini bar. Blend all mixed ingredients and serve warm to your favorite enemy or relative.
"Hey Chuck! Why do you have pubes in your puke?"
"Ah man, I just got a bahama bushwhacker from my great uncle again."
by littlemaggot May 4, 2025
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Jamaican buttcrack

The act of grabbing someone's neck and bashing their head so hard against the wall the head splits open.
"I killed him with a Jamaican buttcrack!!"
by Jamaican asscrack August 18, 2025
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A niche term used on the south-side of Seattle through years of primary school children that eventually reached a broader group of children—primarily high school children and is commonly used in high schools. It refers to the act of donating presents to needy people and is used in conjunction with school food / gift drives. You
Jim Observable Buttcrack of the Universe ‘d last night and gave away takeout to the homeless.
by ilikefortnite27 December 13, 2025
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Fertile Buttcrack

Semen on my butt dripped through my buttcrack down to my vaginal opening. cycle day 5. took plan b within an hour. i bled after taking it. earliest ive ovulated was day 11. could i be pregnant? my boobs hurt but my period is supposed to be in 5 days?
After last month I realized I had a Fertile Buttcrack.
by QueefTweak December 19, 2025
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