bungler

A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.

Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.

by Reggie June 30, 2004

Cincinnati Bungles

The unfortunate, yet accurate nickname given to the (once beloved) Queen City NFL team, the Cincinnati Bengals.

Websters dictionary defines the word bungle as a verb that means to botch or mishandle.

With the score 7-6 and the ball on the Broncos own 13-yard line and 28 seconds on the clock, Broncos quarterback attempted a pass to Brandon Marshall that was deflected by Leon Hall and caught by Brandon Stokley, who took it 87 yards for the score after running along the goalline to burn additional time off the clock. Yep, the Cincinnati Bungles did it again.

by hmrice859 September 15, 2009

Bungles

n. Derogatory nick-name for the Ohio State Correctional System Work Release Program, also known as the Cincinnati Bengals. The origin of "Da Bungles" is generally attributed to the late Pittsburgh sportscaster and Steelers color analyst Myron Cope.

Yoi and Double Yoi! Troy just trucked Palmer t' score on that pick! Y'know sumpin' Bill, it's kinda embarrasin' t' watch dem Bungles sometimes. - Myron Cope, to Bill Hillgrove.

by Dan Weyandt September 17, 2010

Bungled

Bungled means to fail an opportunity

"This was a once in a lifetime opportunity, and I bungled it!"

by polishedrelish March 25, 2019

Cincinnati Bungles

A term for the Bengals' teams of the 1990s who had many consecutive losing and non-playoff seasons and a number of first-round draft busts. Originally said by Steelers broadcasting legend Myron Cope.

Who remembers the "famous" Cincinnati Bungles like David Klinger and Ki-Jana Carter?

by StoogeWatcher April 6, 2011

Your Uncle Bunkle

If you say this to your enemies they will bow before your might and accept you as the leader of all that is and all that will ever be.

Hey Timmy your mom gey
Oh yeah well your uncle bunkle
*timmy fucking dies and you become the prince of Persia.*

by ShallowGecko March 15, 2018

bungles finger

that big long turd that occurs once in a life-time,where it feels your arse has been entered by the cast of rainbow.

oh my god zippy,it looks like the mersey tunnel.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003