Captain Ballsack

substitute for "captain obvious" as that is very gay; a moron

thank you, captain ballsack

by Hugh G. Rection November 2, 2003

ballsack

Actual Spelling: Ballsac

She kicked me in the ballsack.

by BallHo December 23, 2003

Ballsackery

Eating ham on a very hot day

Wow this is nearly as tasty as ballsackery!

Totse rules

by Nerdfangs May 8, 2004

Shitty ballsack

this happens when said ballsack is covered in poo from things only you know about

Person 1: So im balls deep in this guys ass right and then all of a sudden my balls are covered in fecal matter.

Person 2: Wow, you have a shitty ballsack

by Sunkistcherrycoke October 4, 2010

ballsack plug

When a guy puts his nut sack and shoves it into his partners asshole or vagina.

Oh, dude I gave this chick a ballsack plug last night!

by tshego June 26, 2014

Ballsacker

One who worships Donald Trump’s ballsack and can never admit Trump is wrong.

That ballsacker loves Donald Trump’s balls so much he got a yeast infection on his lips from his face being so close to that mushroom dick!

by Slang Smith January 25, 2019

Ballsacknigger

BallsackNigger, a ballsacknigger is a nigger with a low hanging ballsack typical looking ballsack niggers are Obama, The Rock, and anyone who doesn’t have an anime pfp. Ballsack nigger, can also mean a stank ass nigger so a typical smelly bum.

Hey chad “yeah”. I went to a park today and saw a lot of smelly ballsackNiggers. “What’s a ballsacknigger?” Just a smelly bum with low hanging balls

by Yourmomsass February 13, 2021