buffering

A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device

Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".

by KrrazyM July 29, 2005

muffer buffer

To motor boat in the vaginal area.

D: how did you break your nose?
J: i was pleasing my g/f when i decided to give her a muffer buffer, and she was not pleased.

by Izzy15062 January 12, 2007

buffer

To load data, usually when watching a video.

Damn why is this new Killzone 2 footage taking so long to buffer!!

by rob shane September 8, 2007

Clunge Buffet

When one feasts on a womans fanny in an oral manner

Tank couldn't wait to get home from the game so he could have a Clunge Buffet

by Chelsea4Life November 12, 2009

buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

by Debbles May 6, 2006

bufferfucked

To have one's watching of streaming video stymied due to poor connection with the server.

See also: megavideoed

Dude I was watching a pirated video online, but I gave up because I kept getting bufferfucked.

by JiMinitaur February 20, 2010

Floor Buffer

The best invention ever! Our High School had a whole fleet of floor buffers. I would hijack one and ride it around for hours and make the floor sparkly clean too! Then once a high speed chase took place and I overturned the buffer. Sadly, the buffer things were going at full speed and my scrotum never stood a chance. I really miss my 3 and a half testicles.

Always wear a seat belt when hijacking a floor buffer.

by Jim E. Junk May 22, 2006