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Mystery Brand 

A shitty, greedy, and deceptive gambling RNG box website made by big-nosed, bigotted, assholes who told crappy influencers like Jake Paul, Ricegum, and Morgz with young audiences to lure in kids who are desperate to look cool with Yeezys, Supreme, and Gucci clothing to show off to their friends but instead end up maxing out their parents' cards and even if they end up getting shitty clothes in their boxes, nothing gets shipped and they end up paying 400$+ for stuff they won't even get.
Bob: Yooooo Dale just got Yeezy sneakers for a 100$ box in Mystery Brand!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!
Mystery Brand by anonymous January 5, 2019
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Off-brand relationship 

off-brand relationship: by definition, is a dating relationship that contains the same ingredients of a normal relationship but without the label. These "ingredients" can contain some if not all of these characteristics:

see and talk to each other daily, holding hands, cuddling, frequent text messages and phone conversations, jealousy of a member of the opposite sex (levels of jealousy different in degrees of psychosis of the individual), constant denial of "anything going on" and constant reminders that "we are just friends." There are also various levels of physical interaction that occur that range from kissing all the way to intercourse. If you or another are suffering from any or all of these symptoms, you may be involved in an off-brand relationship and may be in dire need of making it official or officially ending it;however, this would result in an off-brand breakup (see off-brand break up for more detail).
For example: you may know of someone who talks regularly with another person, they frequently see each other, they might go out from time to time, cuddle, hold hands, text and talk on the phone daily...even have fits of drama that seem pointless. they also may get physical from time to time (this tends to depend on the amount of time they've "been together.") Neither of them wants to admit that they're dating. this is different from such things as friends with benefits, because in this situation, each person has feelings for the other or it might just be that one person (more than likely from the male party) desires the benefits of a relationship; however, still is free from the burdens of a relationship. As for the female, she may desire to be with someone and although she has not met the right individual, she feels the need to at least have someone by her side;however, the truth is she refuses to admit that she really has feelings for this guy and she consistenly denies that there is "anything going on."

you may know of someone in an off-brand relationship, it happens all over the world. It may be happening to you! my suggestion, label it or end it. (see off-brand breakup for more details)

baby nun brand 

Toilet paper packaging with the picture of a baby with a towel draped over it's head.
I need to buy some baby nun brand, I'm running out.
baby nun brand by JBem December 27, 2005

not my brand of whiskey 

not my area of expertise
boy: dad can you help me with physics homework?

father: non, physics is not my brand of whiskey. i am a chemical engineer.
The Aryan Brotherhood prison gang. The Brand is the shamrock, the AB's most coveted symbol
Shovelhead: (Showing off ink) Check out my sick ass shamrock tatt!

Loki: Don't be getting prison tatts of shamrocks without The Brand's permission! Or your ass is gonna end up on the Hard Candy List!
The Brand by ZXY&ABC February 28, 2019

Sack brand 

sack brand: were the creases of your boxershorts (or underpants) gets branded into the mans scrotum due to sitting down in the same position for a long period of time and the sweat from the crotch seeps into the imprints on the scrotum from the pants, which in turn stings alot, which he experiences when the man eventually stands up.
John: "cum'on mate you've been playing oblivion for 7 hours now mate, lets go the shop!"
Mike: "aww ten more minuites!"
John: "fuckin hell get up" (john grabs mike by the arm and pulls him up)
Mike: "argghhhhh!"
John: "what"
Mike: (stands very rigid and pulls his boxer shorts through his pants off his scrotum gently) "SACK BRAND!!!!
John: "shit, sorry mate (whilst laughing) i'll give you a few minuites..."
Sack brand by Christian tyrer January 6, 2008