Jason Bourne'd

To claim to have no memory of something by placing the blame on a government organization, rather than one's own forgetfulness.

Anniversaries:

Spouse: "Did you not remember that today is our anniversary?"
You: "Sorry, significant other, but I Jason Bourne'd all about it"

Grocery Shopping:

Spouse: "Did you forget the milk, again?"
You: "Whoops. My bad, love of my life, but I Jason Bourne'd as I walked past the dairy aisle."

Destroying the Evidence:

Spouse: "Did you get rid of the body like I told you to?"
You: "Damn. I'll admit, ball and chain, that I'm a highly-trained assassin that works for a shadowy government organization that I can recall almost nothing about... i.e. I Jason Bourne'd the corpse."

by Rondo's Ghetto Wookiee December 2, 2010

bournewick

Sex betwixt James Bourne and Charlie 'Chazwick' Simpson of Busted. Considered wrong by many fans of Jaybourne and Jaywick

Bournewick is love.

Bournewick is SO not love, Jaywick is love and that is that.

by Alice November 11, 2004

burner

A term for someone who participates in the burner community, which is largely comprised of people who regularly participate in fire festivals, such as Burning Man, or any of the smaller local/regional events that Burning Man has inspired around the world. The term is not derisive, but is rather a term of endearment and self-identity across the burner community.

Burners usually refer to a fire festival as a "burn." Both "burner" and "burn" are derived from the common practice of creating, erecting and displaying a piece of "burnable art," or a "burnable art installation," at a fire festival. Ultimately, these art pieces are set afire and burned to ashes as an artistic experience for everyone present. Indeed, all burns climax with the informal but time-honored "ritual burning" of a large, wooden effigy and/or art edifice on the final (and/or penultimate) nights of the burn.

"Hey, I had no idea you were a burner!"

"Oh yah, I've been to the Playa a few times now, and a couple regional burns back east."

by Adameniscus September 13, 2014

after burner

a series of tiny toots that follow your initial fart usually ranging from 1(begginer) to 5 or more(expert).

tootman:WOW!!!!!that burrito allowed me to have ten after burners!
poopboy:wow i didnt think that was possible!
tootman:well it is so shut up before i do some on your face
tootman:hahahaha BITCH!!!

by josh,saxon,darian October 15, 2006

Booty Burner

When a male is tied and blind folded on a bed, while his angry spouse or significant other, heats up the curling iron. Than she proceeds to put it in his ass and leave it plugged in.

1. Gloria caught Omar cheating on her, so she seduced him, tied him face down while convincing he'd would like what was going to happen. She than blind folded him and than just like that... POW!!! the old booty burner
2. Damn she ran the booty burner through him.

by Real_Life_Ish November 17, 2006

Burner

A person that smokes up all your fucking weed

Ex 1. Bruh, look at burner over here if he keep going at this rate there's gonna be a fuckin' problem.
Ex 2. Hahahaha, Burner over here higher than the clouds.

by ThePrimePate January 7, 2017

bowl burner

SOMEONE WHO HOLDS THE FLAME TO CLOSE TO THE PIPE CAUSING IT TO BURN UP. .

YOUR A FUCKIN BOWL BURNER.
BOWL BURNING ASS.

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009