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Bloomkin

Taking from the word "Blumpkin" a "Bloomkin" is when you receive a handy from a girl in class while class is in session.
This is usually done during a presentation or when watching a movie. The prime opportunity is when the lights are off or when no one can see.
During the presentations Frank got a bloomkin from the girl sitting next to him who had a boyfriend and he still stayed with her.
by KornyKev April 10, 2008
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bloomer puddin

Sticky substance that oozes from one's vaginia after sex and collects in the crotch of her panties.
When she got home late last night, Sara's husband inspected her underwear for "bloomer puddin'".
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bloo

Full name: Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo

n. Bloo is one of many loveable and eccentric characters in Cartoon Networks "Fosters home for Imaginary Friends".
He is a small, blue, almost gelatinous imaginary friend with a knack for getting in trouble but in a genius way.
He was imagined by Mac.
"...Down with tyrrany! Up with...nontyrrany!" -Bloo
by BlizzaynE April 19, 2006
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West Bloomfield

A stereotypically "snobby & rich" city in Oakland County, Michigan. Some true stereotypes include the mass population of people of the Jewish religion, a few "high-end" neighborhoods, and the trends of Uggs, Tiffany jewelry, and NorthFace jackets among teenage girls. Some false stereotypes include that everyone is rich, bitchy and rude. As well as the idea that everyone not only has money, but is hungry for it as well.

West Bloomfield has many nice, caring people who actually don't care about money and choose to be themselves because they realize that there are a lot of rich f*cks in their city.
A: "West Bloomfield is a town full of rich a-holes."
B: "While that may be true for some, I think there are some nice people there."
by slipknotxx March 24, 2009
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Bloomed

When your incompetent boss assigns you a pointless task for a scumbag client which your boss will either ignore or write off. The details of this kind of assignment (including the deadlines, specific tasks, and rationales) are usually extremely vague and involve ethically questionable activities. The assignment is typically so vague that one does not often know he has gotten Bloomed until the task is overdue.
Man, I think I got Bloomed this afternoon, but I'm pretty sure I'd be committing fraud if I went through with it. This assignment really Bloomed into an incomprehensible nightmare!
by GettinBloomed May 7, 2013
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blompkin

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!
by Sam December 27, 2003
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bloomsdale

A gangsta ass part of Bristol township, pa. Known for trappin, rappin, n BDN.
Dem Bloomsdale niggas aka BDN really bout dat life.
by Bonody May 18, 2017
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