Blenderino

When you get wasted on tropical drinks.

Fuck, I had like 20 mai tai's last night and got totally blenderino-ed.

by AAJMG July 9, 2016

Blender

a thing which you should never stick your dick in

Hey, put that out of the blender!

by lulululz May 23, 2016

blandee

Bad ass bitch who dose whatever the fuck she feels and ain't afraid have a drag out any time someone disrespects her.

Blandee will fuck any dumb bitch up.

by JasmineKaty December 18, 2016

blender

1. A device or appliance that blends food to a liquefied platform.

2. See pastry blender

I need the blender.

by JulianDB January 5, 2017

Blender Whore

A whore that gets mixed into other people's relationship.

Tucker: "Damn Alaina needs to stay the fuck out of my relationship."

Jack: "She also needs to stop fucking all the guys."

Tucker: "She is such a Blender Whore!

Jack: "YES!!"

by PnB-Puss n' Bitches March 22, 2017

blender

a machine that spins to grind food into liquid, usually a smoothie.

Don't put your hand in the blender
Use the blender to make a smoothie

by Billiam Beaver May 21, 2017

Blender

When you're shitting and you masturbate then blend the semen with the shit.

Sean left a blender in my bathroom before he left.

by PopoMcdoo April 18, 2018