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1% phone battery

Omg! I have 1% phone battery. I need a charger or I'm gonna die!!!!!!!😱
by RATCHETFAMRCDCCSDAM May 21, 2016
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ass blaster

1. An animal from Tremmors that flys by igniting a bodily fluid that shoots from their ass.

2. A Queer, Homo, Faggot.
Hey Burt, theres an Assblaster right behind you!

Those guys are such ass blasters its not even funny.
by BillyGoat November 14, 2002
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batterbomb

A Batterbomb refers to ejaculation. "Batter" is a shortened form of "baby batter" which is slang for male sperm. The "bomb" refers to its impact on a person's, preferably a woman's, face.
IE: After they screwed he dropped a Batterbomb on her face.
by 1LOWAZN September 2, 2007
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Blastermann

A Blastermann is a new breed of a kind of animal (Nu-Metal) thought to be extinct around the late 1990's. Deriving influences from similar places as the earlier species although with alot more enphasis on Thrash Metal bands such as Metallica
Dude Blastermann are AWESOME!!
by tom branning June 24, 2009
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Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.
When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.
by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011
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battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.
My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram
by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016
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Battery

Something used to boost energy by shoving up ones asshole
"I've been really tied recently."

"Try shoving a battery up your ass, that'll help."
by SiliCookie November 8, 2019
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