Beard Bleaching

When you go down on a woman often enough, the naturally acidic juices from the vagina bleach the hairs of your beard causing them to turn grey.

I had to use Just For Men because of all my years of beard bleaching.

by CongoJack February 2, 2023

Son-of-a-bitching piece of shit

A particularly irritating, frustrating or otherwise offensive piece of equipment, esp. when poorly designed, dilapidated, malfunctioning, or breaking down.

"That's the third time this week I've had to adjust the check valve on the boiler. If that son-of-a-bitching piece of shit leaks one more time, I'm calling the god damned plumber!"

by Madman6505 April 30, 2014

bathing apes

shoes worn by soulja boy, colorful succulent kicks that come in all flavaz, look best on black people

"haters get mad cause i got me some bathing apes"

by midgetmac December 16, 2007

Blatting

Verb: To blat

Travelling in a reckless and eratic manner, often at excessive speeds with little care for your own health or safety, due to extreme levels of eccentricity and genius.

Either by car, bike or foot.

Person 1: "Roger is looking rather flustered"

Person 2: "He jolly well should, he's been blatting around all morning"

by dUMFounded January 12, 2011

Bitching at the finish line

When someone bitches about a task all the way to the end.

Yeah, but she's bitching at the finish line

by Dryani December 13, 2010

bearching

bearching:.....the act of a muscel bear cumming in an emo twinks anus and licking his anus and possibley swapping kisses

twink: bear plz bearch me

bear: shure baby

twink: weve been bearching so long

bear: i love it!

by jizzberry June 15, 2011

beaching

Sitting on the beach soaking up the sun. Preferably while surrounded by the opposite sex.

Hannah: I'm going to Florida for vacation.
Joe: Oh, do you want to go beaching?
Hannah: Sure.

by joemamma1024 March 15, 2014