barman

an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar- but most commonly used for males. In the US- barmen are called "bartenders".
In the UK- barmen are commonly Australian as they lack any social grace be employed where people may be offended by their constant pilfering and nasal whining accents. Australians are considered by British to have been specifically bred for the purpose of being barmen.

William: "Where's that new barman from?"
Harry: "Oh, he's an Aussie- they're bred for it?"
William: "What do you mean?"
Harry: "Aussies- they're only good for bar work."

by Turdtrousers April 24, 2008

blame canada

Something that all stupid americans say when they can't solve their own damn problems!!!

Bill Clinton

by asdf December 2, 2003

blame it

slang for drinking alcohol, taken from the popular song by T-Pain

Kid: Hey you wanna blame it and play some Nazis vs Jews?
Boy: Fuck yeah!!

Bogart while blaming it: MOMMY!!!!!

by Mousebagg March 18, 2010

Blarmy

An internet army composed of bloggers and/or their fans. Also used in reference to any large group of internet users attacking a specific target such as a large corporation or website. Methods of attack include flaming on comment sections, unintentionally (most of the time) crashing servers, and/or hacking.

"Don't mess with the Oatmeal, his blarmy will tear you to shreds"

by brodoyouevenscience November 23, 2013

Blame-Surgeon

An exceptionally good Blame-Farmer.

That Mo-Fo is incompetent, but he's a blame-surgeon, so watch out man!

by Scott Coombes July 5, 2006

blamberfuck

To make a mistake of an exceeding quality.

Man, you just committed a horrible blamberfuck!

by Jonasaurus August 9, 2006

Barmouth chav

emo hating basterds.

Barmouth chav with no life,no perants and really need to get a job.they listen to music with the kind of singer who holds his balls when singing to making there voice a lot higher pitched.they have no life past underaged pregnancys and drinking.

by bobby carrot yuill May 4, 2009