benedetti

the most amazing guy in the world he knows how to charm his way into a girls pants he loves invader zim and is mega rich a really hot looking guido and is HUGE he has a smexy fro and is a great drummer...save a drum bang a drummer ;)

omg that kid is soooooo hot
yeah must be a benedetti

by guidolover January 3, 2010

Bevel

To leave a place, boring occasion.

Man...It's time to bevel out of this joint.

by Ikechukwu December 23, 2005

Benedict Arnold

1)to become the biggest traitor in the book
2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another

1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami
2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.

by xxxIlluminatixxx July 18, 2010

eggs benedict

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

by TRose January 11, 2005

beedy

hairy bedid

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Beed

Another way of saying a Bag of Weed to disguise from cops, parents, or any other enforcement.

Jim - Hey you got some smoke?

Aaron - Yeah! The beed is in my pocket.

Jim - Very Niiiiice!

by MasterLee69 April 5, 2011

Benedict Announcer

A local sports announcer who is not biased towards the home team. In an effort to seem unbiased he praises the opposing team, often overcompensating.

McNab won't stop talking about how good the Oilers penalty kill has been tonight, even though they're losing. I want to hear about 'our guys'. He's such a Benedict Announcer.

by LBC rat January 18, 2010