Beed

Another way of saying a Bag of Weed to disguise from cops, parents, or any other enforcement.

Jim - Hey you got some smoke?

Aaron - Yeah! The beed is in my pocket.

Jim - Very Niiiiice!

by MasterLee69 April 5, 2011

Beed

A soft drink that provides the drowsy feelings of alcohol and substances such as weed, as-well as forcing the drinker to orgasm uncontrollably for hours on end.

“Have you tried beed?”

“One time when I drank beed, the orgasm lasted 2 whole days!”

by BeedLover November 2, 2022

Beed

To pee while you're on your period, to bleed and pee at the same time.

Brooke beeded her pants his morning but we all thought it was just a leak.

by oof.net June 11, 2018

Beed

Taking a hit of weed holding it in and drinking a beer

“Holy shit Krista just did that beed “
“Bro the was a fat beed”

That beed fire

by Dabdaddyyy August 7, 2018

beed

past tense of be

i beed at the mall all day

by panties July 15, 2003

beed

bitch + weed

dude, your mom has been smoking some serious beed lately.

by patrickmo November 1, 2008

Beede

Beede a tall, muscular man. Usually from Ethiopia and seen with lasagna.

Beedes can be competitive, witty and easily angered but are fun to be around. Always makes jokes and loves being around people. They are also the reincarnated version of JFK, killed by their fathers.

Also the creator of the world dickcheese

Terissa - Oh shit is that a Beede
Ronda - you can tell because of the headshot wound and lasagna

by C1527 October 5, 2019