beed 

past tense of be

i beed at the mall all day

beed by panties July 15, 2003

beed  

bitch + weed

dude, your mom has been smoking some serious beed lately.

beed by patrickmo November 1, 2008

beed 

Beed \be-d v : As in to be stung by a bee, hornet, or wasp

"so I was walking in the park today, and I saw this bee, and I accidentally flung my body on top of it, so all these bees came flying forth and I got beed"

"dude, beed is a ballin' word"

beed by Win? June 14, 2007

beed 

Or b'd. One is so not bothered about something that they cant even be bothered to say bothered so they just say beed. For the ultimate not being bothered just use make the beed hand sign as a 'b'

As if i'm beed?!; Think I'm beed? He was totally beed about it;

beed by Missyeggs February 9, 2008

Beed 

Another way of saying a Bag of Weed to disguise from cops, parents, or any other enforcement.

Jim - Hey you got some smoke?

Aaron - Yeah! The beed is in my pocket.

Jim - Very Niiiiice!

Beed by MasterLee69 April 5, 2011

Beed 

To pee while you're on your period, to bleed and pee at the same time.

Brooke beeded her pants his morning but we all thought it was just a leak.

Beed by oof.net June 11, 2018

Beed 

A soft drink that provides the drowsy feelings of alcohol and substances such as weed, as-well as forcing the drinker to orgasm uncontrollably for hours on end.

“Have you tried beed?”

“One time when I drank beed, the orgasm lasted 2 whole days!”

Beed by BeedLover November 2, 2022