Baritone

A trombone with the absence of testosterone.

Guy 1: Look at that gay guy holding that freaky mini tuba thing

Guy 2: Yep that's just one of those loser baritones who think they belong in the band but they don't.

Guy 1: What a homo

by Jacobp35 August 21, 2010

baritone

a baritone is like a (nick) child, it should be seen and not heard, it eats mushy up food and pees the bed. has runny noses and are bad at tuning. known exponents of this fine art are a couple of scottish jakies - bubba and spock

the baritone has just pissed the bed, we'd better clean it up

by bubba, bucket abd spock December 17, 2003

baznitch

Variant of bitch.
Bitch
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Biatch
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Biznitch
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Baznitch

I owned da fuck outta that baznitch!!

by Ar7ific1al March 22, 2009

barit

A Fonzie grease monkey.

That dude is so barit.

by anonymous August 31, 2004

Morgan Barnett

Brennan Huff

"This wedding's horse shit!" - Morgan Barnett

by dale.doback June 3, 2009

barnt

Beyond tanned or even sunburned. This is the look that tends to be associated with your very fair skinned road crew worker or carnie. If your normal tanned person is considered "bronzed", these guys are the color of a much more exotic molten element, something found in the radioactive section of the periodic table.

Man, you can tell the fair is in town, check that barnt carnie at that table next to us.

by mmmmarcus July 8, 2017

Baritone saxophone

Fucking dumb
Inferior to the alto sax

Wow, that baritone saxophone is fucking dumb and inferior to the alto sax

by Bernin December 9, 2019