barnetto 

A cocktail made predominantly from citrus fruits as follows:

4-5 limes crushed in a straight glass
single lemon vodka
single london gin
fill with crushed ice
top up with lemonaide

Mine's a Barnetto or give me your finest barnetto bar keep

The Barnetto is currently being served in london, stockholm, milan and dubai

barnetto by Barnetto boy October 17, 2008

Barnseyed 

Being so totally ‘out of it’ that you temporarily lose all sense of time, reality and spatial awareness. Normal bodily functions go out the window, you become incapable of retaining bodily fluids, bone structure disintegrates and all you can say is fuck, fucked or fucking hell.

Check out that lump of a guy on the floor over there. Silly fucker looks totally Barnseyed.

Barnseyed by Jo Bato August 14, 2011

Barnisquis 

Urinating while completely naked

Look over there he is having a barnisquis right in front of a school!

Barnisquis by Kingofdiction May 26, 2022

Barnsley blow job 

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.

Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.

Barnsley blow job by bromp May 10, 2008

barney stinson 

two words for him awesome and legendary

Barney Stinson "suit up it going to be a legendary night"

barney stinson by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009

undo the badness 

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.

So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...

undo the badness by YAWA August 5, 2017

barney badass

A person who likes to try talking and acting like they're tough shit but is incapable of backing it up. Tends to be someone with a very bad temper and a loud mouth who likes make fun of people and start trouble, and as such, are not very well liked by people who know them. As soon as someone confronts them about their shit-talking they like to throw fits and resort to making threats that they cannot back up. Often times, people who fall under the definition of this term are frequent drinkers who engage in the aformentioned behaviors while under the influence of alcohol.

That Barney badass needs to get put in his place.

barney badass by gtfo7 February 27, 2010