Balloonerd

The act of being beaten into submission by a balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions.

"Dude, you just got Balloonerd by that balloon wielding nerd of abnormal proportions."

by A Reliable Source October 16, 2006

ballooniphile

Someone with an unhealthy sexual interest in under-inflated ballons.

John: Did you see Sid at the wedding?
Bill: Yes, noticed he kept disappearing in the toilet with a bunch of balloons.
John: Yeah? Weirdo. I have heard rumours hes a Ballooniphile

by Adrian Pt February 15, 2008

Burst Balloon

Noun, describing the appearance of an anus after a lengthy and/or violent period of abuse from fingers, penises, dildos, broom handles, what-have-you.

Quentin's gait was as that of a penguin that morning after his initiation. When questioned by friends he confided that he had spent the evening being buggered senseless by the Green Bay Packers with the inevitable result of his asshole now looked like a Burst Balloon.

by goody5 December 7, 2010

Balloon Generation

A word used to describe members of anyone graduating High School around 2011. So named for the tendencies of this generation to "demand a balloon" for doing the absolute minimum amount of work and expecting automatic gratification. More literally, this gratification is generally expected in the form of grades, popularity, etc. Generally, anyone born in the early '90s can be defined as part of the Balloon Generation, regardless of whether or not they actually exhibit the above characteristics.

You're part of the balloon generation! You think you can do the absolute minimal amount of work and then ask GIMME A BALLOON and I'll actually give you one? You're weaksauce!

by NotTheBees! February 28, 2010

Blouse Balloons

Breasts Female Fun Flesh; boobs; bossoms; tits

Dee packed a lovely set of blouse balloons.

by TooSick4U August 27, 2005

sad balloon

It isn’t exactly a woman with a flat chest, but she isn’t exactly an “A “cup either. It is when the breasts looks like a birthday party balloon that you have found behind the couch 3 weeks after your birthday party, Just kind of old and deflated and most of all sad. :(

Man, her ass is nice, but she sure does have some sad balloons...what the hell, I'll still bang her...

by Balloon Popper August 16, 2010

Denver Hot Air Balloon

When you take a piece of chewing gum and blow a bubble inside your girl's love hole.

Frankie was chewing a piece of Big Red when he went down on his girl, so he decided to give her a Denver Hot Air Balloon.

by SilkyJohnson45 December 10, 2009