Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.
Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster
by infinity February 25, 2004
A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!
Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"
by Stephanie Soquet February 01, 2004
The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.
by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021
by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017
When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you
by emilyisveryhot June 04, 2023
He is part of The Council of Bald.
by BigC_heese October 03, 2020