Definitions by Websterman

Butt-ups 

A type of shorter-all with straps tight enough to raise the posterior accompanied by a deep v-cut on the front and/or back side

Given his low budget, Brian was forced to wear his denim butt-ups & a tie (no shirt otherwise) to his sister's wedding.

Butt-ups by Websterman October 10, 2016

Bald strawberry 

An irritated penis head resulting from a rough dry humping session.

Me and Shania hooked up last night, and dry humped so hard on the couch that I woke up with a bald strawberry.

Bald strawberry by Websterman January 29, 2016

New Jersey 

Once its own state, New Jersey is now a territory occupied transplanted Staten Island and Long Island barbarians who were forced to leave their homes due to having too much money and overdeveloping their land. Over time, much of the state people's culture has been forgotten and replaced with that of the steadily increasing barbarian population.

"That kid has a horrible New Jersey accent and dresses like he is always going to the gym."

New Jersey by Websterman August 5, 2012

c-sticking 

v. The use of the yellow, c joystick on a Nintendo Gamecube controller to perform smash moves in Super Smash Bros. Melee without skill and/or proper timing. It is considered shameful by more seasoned players, but it may be suggested by them to their friends who are unfamiliar with the game or are otherwise insufficiently challenging opponents.

"Fuck him, he only won because he was c-sticking the whole time."
"You suck so horribly. Should we just tell him about c-sticking so he stands a chance?"

c-sticking by Websterman August 5, 2012

useless

adj. possessing the qualities the left-most third of a Nintendo 64 controller.

"This device has no function; it is completely useless."

useless by Websterman August 5, 2012