Really annoying plague who nobody likes, but he thinks that everyone loves him because he makes his money from illegal dealings. He wears really bad clothes, and has a terrible haircut, like a jellyfish on his head. He is very stupid and does not wash himself or his clothes very Regularly. He does not talk, he shouts, and all he shouts abouts is himself. He plays really loud, really bad music at unsociable hours of the day. He is the Bald Monster because he is slowly going Bald and he so Loud and Annoying.
Dont answer the door, it's only the Bald Monster wanting to come in and tell us some bullshit for half an hour. Lets Kill the Bald Monster
by infinity February 25, 2004
Get the Bald Monstermug. A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!
Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"
by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004
Get the Bald spotsmug. by Joeghd December 23, 2021
Get the Bald Gangmug. by Bertolucci April 1, 2020
Get the Bald gazmug. The act of shaving your genitalia in the anticipation of having a sexual encounter for a sexual encounter that never comes to fruition.
by PeezyWeezy April 22, 2021
Get the Bald Eagermug. A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.
Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...
by Neldot October 27, 2023
Get the Bald Pussymug. by Scares December 8, 2022
Get the bald rizzmug.