Awkward Penguin

see, its best used when someone says something weird, unnecessary, or just awkward. more awkward then an awkward turtle.. its the awkward penguin.
you need to reference the awkwardness first. so you say ahh, awkward penguin <(")

Ahh, Awkward Penguin <(")

by pseudonym......111111 June 30, 2011

awkwark

Use of profanity in an educational setting

teacher: "that's student is a bastard!!"
James " this is very awkwark situation"

by 11A March 4, 2012

awkward k

when texting or talking to someone online and they drop the "k" bomb. naturally, this short and insensitive 'k' is a conversation ender/killer/self destructor. it should be avoided at all costs if you remotely care about the person you are talking to.

however, when trying to be a bitch or an asshole, the awkward k is a perfectly acceptable means of communicating your cuntiness.

"hey im gonna go watch drop dead gorgeous. ill be over in 15 minutes. is that cool?"

"k" (awkward k)

by $brumoney$ April 27, 2010

Awkward Stacking

-Awkward Stacking- occurs when an awkward moment happens in a chat room , and the person on the other end of the conversation stops replying, and you keep adding more messages hoping to break the ice not knowing that your only making the moment more uncomfortable. This usually amounts up in the other person getting annoyed or freaked out and logging off.
(An analogy for this is like being a cardboard box manufacturer. Someone who keeps stacking boxes over an awkward moment hoping to fix it. But dosent realize that the more Boxes he stacks on top of it equals it being even harder to clear up the moment.)

~below is an example of Awkward Stacking~
(chat room)
Awesomeness151- Hi whats up?
Katie575- oh hey =)
Awesomeness151- you looked cute in that skirt today
Katie575-ummm....yeah
Awesomeness151-totally lol
(6 minutes go by without a reply.)
Awesomeness151- lmao im awesome
Awesomeness151-soooooo....
Awesomeness151-umm how was your day?
Awesomeness151-Mine was aight =D
Awesomeness151- Just feeding my dog =
Awesomeness151-......
Awesomeness151-so what you wanna talk about? lol XD
(Katie575 is now offline.)
Awesomeness151- alright koolz talk to you tomorrow then.

by Alejandro Cruz December 22, 2008

Awktoberfest

Extremely awkward situation and or event, that often feels never ending. Particularly awkward if it's taking place in the month of Awktober.

I can't believe it's only 10PM this party is AWKTOBERFEST 2009.

by Jendy88 May 13, 2009

awklevator

when you hit the close door button on an elevator so you don't have to share it with anyone but someone manages to catch the door at the last minute resulting in an awkward elevator ride

Matt: damn no matter how hard i pressed that button that guy still caught the elevator

Nic: haha musta been an awklevator then

Matt: yea no kidding

by CKSN July 23, 2009

Awkward Awkward

Interjection. Used when confronted with an awkward situation and one awkward does not suffice.

Ben: Do you have a crush on John?
Audrey: Awkward awkward...

by awkwardawkward October 30, 2011