Alephair

A feminine name usually given to a person with red hair and/or a fair skin. Alephairs are strong women even when they are young, they have a flamboyant attitude around all groups of people. Alephairs are hard to find.
Also can be replaced when saying someone has red hair, red hair they are an Alephair

Little Mermaid is an Alephair
Wendy is an Alephair

by $37F July 3, 2011

asphlund

At least 4 homosexual men at an orgy

They were excited to meet up at the asphlund.

by koolbrz62 July 19, 2012

Astephobia

Being scared or frightened of internet jokes ('memes') or phrases. Can also be avoiding them in general.
Comes from greek 'asteio' (joke) and greek-latin phobia (fear).

P1: Why has Stacy been avoiding my internet memes?
P2: She might have astephobia.

by Chichichameeni October 11, 2015

asphalt queen

A girl who doesn't stay in one place for long

They won't last longs she's an asphalt queen

by Zara maley June 15, 2016

Asphalty

When someone is concrete or serious as fuck with a answer it is Asphalty

That hoe was ugly . Put that on my moms I'm Asphalty

by A crew of blacks May 23, 2016

asphalt ballet

The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!

Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!

by Kevinkwik November 29, 2016

Asphalt paving

The act performed by a whore when she shits on your chest and paves your torso in feces by sliding her butt across.

Asphalt Paving
Customer: Ugh.. That was a nasty asphalt you paved on me.

by Tattimus November 12, 2017