by BarryMcCaulkiner January 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a guy who prefers to talk to girls who don't like him instead of being with their friends. Most simps are called "Josh, Will or Ryan"
by iammrmidget March 8, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.
Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!
by Macalak February 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp
by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia
by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. by Janis Smith June 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 