kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.

Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.

by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021

denver derby

when you take a shit and flush, racing to finish wiping your ass and throw the toilet paper in the toilet before it's done flushing. a successful denver derby leaves no toilet paper behind

overplayed my hand trying to do a denver derby last night and clogged the fuck out of my toilet lmao

by peter_pansy May 6, 2021

Oil Derby

A football/soccer match between the following teams: Manchester City, Newcastle United, Paris Saint-Germain, Al Nassr, Al Hila, Al Ittihad, Al Ahli, ect,

The Oil Derby between Man City and PSG ended in a 3-3 draw, what a game!

by ¡Visca_El_Barça! September 4, 2024

Derby

A strawberry; strawberry flavored.

"You want some derby milk?"

by maavsb December 1, 2024

The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

by Eggsham December 20, 2024

derby county

the greatest fucking team in the championship. SHEEP SHAGGER ARMYYYY

Holy fuck derby county have won again.

by ifookinglovekenzogoudmijn December 26, 2024

Roller Derby Scowl

When a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl poses for a picture with a fan and reaches behind them to put a finger in their ass!

Tim's Roller Derby Scowl showed how visibly upset he was when he asked a Blonde Braided Roller Derby Girl to pose for a picture with him and she proceeded to put her hand down the back of his pants and fingered his asshole!

by Peter Rooter August 18, 2025