The Foreskin Derby

When an adult male wears the foreskin from a circumcision like a fascinator on his penis. Usually done at the end of a Bris held on the same day as the Kentucky Derby. If a group of men do this a mockup of hobby horsing can be done displaying their talents and foreskin attributes.

This year at the Foreskin Derby I won best in show with a cutoff I found next to the dumpster at the children’s hospital!

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Finger Derby

Finger Derby is a race between 12 men to see who can get their woman to cum the fastest. Each man has a different set of silks on their finger to differentiate from one another.

"Hey will you and your mum participate on Finger Derby after the sunday mass?"

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Down and Derby

Down and derby
During a foursome, swingers or couples swap. Placing the females side by side in a doggy style position. Their lovers /counterparts grab their hair/ponytail (s) from behind, after they have entered. Begin riding as if you are in the "Kentucky derby" seeing who gets to the "finish line" first. Slap your ladies ass and exclaim faster. Hold on tight

Hearing the trumpet play at the Kentucky derby reminded me of the time we went "down and derby" with that couple from Philadelphia. Gotta have better odds of finishing first.

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Push Cart Derby

A statement meaning, not as easy as it looks or more difficult than you think.

Victor: You cant pick up that rock, pussy.

Josh: Yes i can, fah-got, fassyman fi dead brejin.

Victor: Wha' yah think this some kinda push cart derby, pussy?

by Holamonasunday February 2, 2009

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