wine cry 

Noun: exaggerated emotive sobbing after three or more glasses of wine over any subject including lost love, wasted youth, an unrequited crush, family dysfunction or any topic covered on the Lifetime network.

Can also be used as a verb. It should be noted that while many, many of us have practiced this art - no one has mastered it like Taylor Armstrong from the Housewives of Beverly Hills.

I don't know what happened, one minute we're talking about our outfits and the next minute she's wine crying over that loser she used to date.

wine cry by bravodarling December 16, 2011

Wine pussy juiced 

This is when you take champagne and put it in someone’s pussy. Then the champagne goes into their pussy and you have to drink it out their pussy!

Liam: I just put champagne in Jaelya pussy and drained it out! Gave her that good wine pussy juice. She was moaning like no tomorrow 😩

Tom: Haha that hoe must enjoy getting wine pussy juiced!

Wine pussy juiced by thatgirlwhosucksdickdowntown March 8, 2021

wine and cheese 

Music genre often played in upscale restaurants and lounges.
Defined by vaguely ethnic elements, soothing vocals, and a non-commital background vibe.

Also known as music with no balls.

Wine and Cheese is perfectly exemplfied by the Hotel Costas and Buddah Bar complilations.

Gives the listener a sense of sophistication which in turn renders them willing to overpay for drinks and dinner

Wine and cheese

wine and cheese by agencydjs November 22, 2011

Wine fart

It is an emission of gas from someone's ass, particularly observed in Latinos or other chili eaters, that when reaches your respiratory system and penetrates your blood stream makes you feel very funny, then drowsy, then affects your equilibrium, then disables your capability to understand events surrounding you, then makes you vomit (terribly), expelling even that breakfast from 3 weeks ago, and finally gives you a hangover that last for 2 days.

Fart:"Dude, I wine farted Maria". Naushag: "Oh Dude, that's why she didn't show up the last 3 days!"

Wine fart by Pakiko January 26, 2010

wine fine 

When a guy finds a girl attractive only when he is wine drunk.

Guy 1: She was wine fine.
Guy 2: That bad, eh?

wine fine by nodnarb1991 November 14, 2010

wine-up 

Almost like a prenuptial agreement, but involving alcohol. When someone comes to a party and the host makes them "sign and agreement" which states the host is not liable for any damages inflicted upon the party-goer or the hosts property while the party-goer is under the influence.

"Hey! Nice party!"

"Thanks, dude. But after last time, when you trashed my place and broke your arm, I need you to sign a wine-up before you come in."

wine-up by #<(^o^<) February 11, 2010

Wine-o

A person who over appreciates wine to the point of being a douche, wears pretentious clothing, and wants to talk about nothing besides wine.

Girl: "This guy I was out on a date with last night was such a wine-o."

Wine-o by turtleneck November 21, 2014