devil winged bat

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.

My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.

by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022

Jeff wingering

An older man who’s into a younger girl (typically 18-22) that constantly infantilizes her and refers to her as a child or a baby in order to remind himself it’s not okay. Originating from Jeff winger’s relationship with Annie Edison in the hit nbc sitcom.

“This older guy is into me but he keeps Jeff wingering me”
“Hey man you need to stop Jeff wingering that girl she’s only a year younger than you it’s uncomfortable”
“Ew do you see that guy Jeff wingering her it’s so uncomfortable he needs to find someone his own age”

by Sueslayvester32 May 7, 2024

Old Kentucky Windage

Either any Kentucky bourbon or whiskey.

Also a mixed drink containing Kentucky bourbon whiskey and blackberry brandy.

I got fucked up on the old Kentucky Windage last night.

by New Bedford Redneck December 26, 2023