The act of either loitering around and staring expectantly at, or outright stealing someone else's food whilst they're trying to eat it.
'Wasps' will typically not buy anything whilst you are getting food, with the excuse that they are not hungry. This is a ruse, as they are already planning a future attack on one of your pizza slices for when you next look away.
If caught in the act, a 'wasp' will either defend themselves by pointing out how they don't have any food, how you have too much food, or how they weren't hungry five minutes ago, but are now. This is bullshit.
'Wasps' should be swiftly and efficiently dealt with by a quick squirt in the eyes with bug spray, like you might any other insect-y bastard. Another prevention method is to cover your food in something only you would eat. This will repulse 'wasps' and most likely cause them to tell you how "disgusting" it is. This is only because you have spoiled their food-freeloading fantasies.
'Wasps' will typically not buy anything whilst you are getting food, with the excuse that they are not hungry. This is a ruse, as they are already planning a future attack on one of your pizza slices for when you next look away.
If caught in the act, a 'wasp' will either defend themselves by pointing out how they don't have any food, how you have too much food, or how they weren't hungry five minutes ago, but are now. This is bullshit.
'Wasps' should be swiftly and efficiently dealt with by a quick squirt in the eyes with bug spray, like you might any other insect-y bastard. Another prevention method is to cover your food in something only you would eat. This will repulse 'wasps' and most likely cause them to tell you how "disgusting" it is. This is only because you have spoiled their food-freeloading fantasies.
Stop bloody wasping on my chips, Jason! I asked if you wanted any when we were in the chippy, and you said you weren't hungry!
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by theboinker August 19, 2009
Get the red neck waxing mug.Shroud waving occurs when publicity seeking politicians or media celebrities aggressively insert themselves into a media headline event involving either a community tragedy resulting in death or the death of a well-liked public figure. The publicity seeker praises the dead or casts blame for the tragedy - and thus "waves the shroud".
It is important to note that the publicity seeker often has no personal relationship or connection with the deceased and is cynically exploiting or ambushing the media coverage present at the time for their advantage. The overall aims of shroud wavers are to gain media oxygen and to "position" themselves in the public eye as sensitive, caring and humanistic personalities.
Where the deceased was a keynote public figure, shroud waving becomes a form of ambush marketing in the sense that the wavers seek to "wrap themselves in the shroud" and so take on some of that person's esteem, reputation and persona in the public imagination.
Self-evidently, shroud waving is meaningless and a waste of time without attendant media attention, photo opportunities, blog postings and studio interviews.
It is important to note that the publicity seeker often has no personal relationship or connection with the deceased and is cynically exploiting or ambushing the media coverage present at the time for their advantage. The overall aims of shroud wavers are to gain media oxygen and to "position" themselves in the public eye as sensitive, caring and humanistic personalities.
Where the deceased was a keynote public figure, shroud waving becomes a form of ambush marketing in the sense that the wavers seek to "wrap themselves in the shroud" and so take on some of that person's esteem, reputation and persona in the public imagination.
Self-evidently, shroud waving is meaningless and a waste of time without attendant media attention, photo opportunities, blog postings and studio interviews.
"In a blatant act of shroud waving, Senate hopeful Morton Aegis held a media conference on the porch at the family home of Jimmy Gibbs Junior, six times winner of NASCAR championships and decorated Vietnam War hero."
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'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'
'Gosh, better get a shower quick, if Sue finds out I've been wamping again she'll be apoplectic'
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The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.
The phrase originates from watching an ac/dc contert.
Trying to understand what the hell Brian Johnson was on about, It sounded like he said She was waxing a camel
These are not the actual ac/dc/ lyrics, But they may use it if they wish.
Hello Britney, Have you waxed your camel today?
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
I cannot come out tonight, I am waxing a camel.
I entered the bathroom to find my wife waxing a camel.
Looking through a window, I watched two ladies waxing each others camels.
I like a nicely waxed camel, not a 70's fuzzy bush.
My favourite hobby is waxing a camel.
by Scott Bon February 5, 2008
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Get the waxing the cave mug.Man, I nutted over a half hour ago and still have this waning gibbous.
How long ago did you nut dude? I can see your waning gibbous through your pants.
Nothing like walking around the apartment with a waning gibbous swinging around like a wrecking ball.
How long ago did you nut dude? I can see your waning gibbous through your pants.
Nothing like walking around the apartment with a waning gibbous swinging around like a wrecking ball.
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